If you have been reading my writings the past few years you know I have spent a lot of time going to doctors, doing medical tests, MRI’s, Catscan, X-rays, plus three surgeries and many times to rehab. The best way I have found to cope with it is through humor. In Proverbs 17:22 (New Living [...]
There is no high like the most high. We had wonderful services this past Easter. I actually preached my morning sermon dressed in an Easter bunny costume. The title of the sermon was “Three things that Christ can do for you that the Easter Bunny cannot.” I needed to buy some time during the service [...]
A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She said, “What does that mean?” He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.” She said, “Oh you are so kind and lovely. But what about I, J, K?” He said, [...]
If you are reading this column, you may already be too late. It is not a national holiday, but the date is easily recognizable by nearly anyone in the United States. April 15 is notorious for being the yearly deadline for filing your income tax for the year. If the government owes you money, typically [...]
I spent last weekend in a delinquent juvenile facility helping with the Kairos Torch ministry for juveniles. It is obvious these kids have made some bad choices according to our justice system. Our society is permeated with an existentialistic philosophy. It is a philosophy that denies that the universe has any intrinsic meaning or purpose. [...]
I recently found out that cleaning the robots only matters to the robots. Basically, the work I have been doing as a temporary worker for the past several months does not count as “production” by the employer and I cannot be hired for doing it. Due to the tragedy in Japan, production has had to [...]
Most television commercials really get on my nerves. I suppose what bugs me the most is that the world as it is portrayed in television commercials is so far from reality it borders on the ridiculous. What guys realistically travel the world in search of shrimp to eat? These two lunkheads dressed in three-piece suits [...]
A man in Missouri was overheard saying, “When the end of the world comes, I will be glad I live in Missouri.” When asked why, he replied, “In Missouri everything happens 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.” Things may be slow in Missouri but things are happening fast in the [...]
