Felon found with fake phallus
By Jane Beathard
Staff Writer
Nicholas Herriott
A London-area man remains in jail after allegedly trying to fool a court-ordered drug test and using prescription painkillers in violation of his probation.
Nicholas Herriott, 30, 160 Byerly Road, was sentenced to a year of community control on July 26 for abusing Oxycodone. Within about a week, he allegedly violated the terms of that control, using a device called a “Whizzinator” to dodge a routine drug test.
On Friday, Madison County Common Pleas Judge Robert D. Nichols appointed Dale Frenz to represent Herriott at a probation violation hearing on Sept. 7.
According to a report filed by Mike Creamer, the court’s chief probation officer, Herriott wore the “Whizz-inator,” a prosthetic, strap-on male organ attached to a bag of liquid, to an Aug. 2 drug test mandated by the court. The bag contained synthetic urine which is available on the Internet.
However, the device malfunctioned noisily. Creamer heard the sound and became suspicious. Herriott later admitted borrowing the “Whizzinator,” which costs about $100, from a friend.
He also admitted to taking Percocet, another prescription painkiller, to ease effects of seismic vomiting syndrome.
I argue that the headline is wrong. By definition a phallus is a fake penis, therefore the phallus in question was not a fake but was, in fact, the genuine article.
A phallus is a either a penis or clitoris. Calling it a fake phallus would be correct.
thats the way it is in this corrupt town, you’re guilty until proven innocent…unless that is you have the right name or a good buddy in high places.
Are you people sure you got what the deputies told you right. I have never heard of Seismic Vomiting Syndrome. However I have heard and seen cases of Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome (CVS). Some of these episodes can be so severe that they need treated with sedation but it usually occurs in a hospital setting along with IV fluids being given to combat dehydration. If this man actually suffers from this he would not have had a reason to try to tamper with the drug test had he been given these drugs to combat an episode, His doctor would have been more than will to write a note to the probation office.